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I'm Not Satisfied
Tom: D
Intro: E A A7
D
Got no place to go
A7
Ahahahahahahahah
D
No love left for me to give
A7
Ahahahahahahahah
F#m                      E
Why should I pretend I like
F#m                     E
To roam from door to door
F#m                           E
I guess I will just kill myself
F#m                      E
I just don't care no more
Refrão:
Bm              Em
I'm not satisfied
Bm              Em
Everthing I tried
Bm                 Em
I don't like the way
Bm                 Em
Life has been abusing me
A7
Ahahahahahahahah
D
Who would care If I was gone?
A7
Ahahahahahahahah
D
Who needs me to care for them?
A7
Ahahahahahahahah
F#m                           E
Why should I just sit and watch
F#m                  E
While the others smile
F#m                          E
I just wish that someone cared
F#m                       E
If I was happy for a while
Sharleena 
Tom: Gm

Gm        F  (several times)  
Ooohs and Aaahs
Verse 1
Gm        F        Gm        F  
I'm     cryin'    I'm     cryin'
Dm                                  G
Cryin' for Sharleena, can't you see
                    F
I called up all my baby's friends 'n’ asked them
             G              
Where she done went
          F
But nobody 'round here seems to know
      G      F        Dm        G   F           Dm
Where my Sharleena's been where my Sharleena's been

Repeat Verse 2

G                         G11  (=  Dm7 / G )
Ten long years I have been lovin' her
G                   G11  (=  Dm7 / G )                   G     G11
Ten long years and I thought deep down in my heart, she was mine
G               G11  (=  Dm7 / G )
Ten long years I been lovin' her
G            G11  (=  Dm7 / G )                        G     G11
Ten long years I would call her my baby, and now, I'm always cryin'

Interlude Wah-Wah Rhythm Guitar

F     G  (several times then)  Bb  Bb Bb  C D  C# C# C# Eb  F
Bridge
      F               C / E       Dm              C  
I would be so delighted,  I would be so delighted
   Bb   F / A  Gm   Bb     Gm7      C   Dm7    (Riff notes  D F A )   G
If they would just, send her on home to me.

Repeat Bridge
Outro

Dm7    (Riff notes  D F A )  G
                                 Send my baby home to me
Dm7    (Riff notes  D F A )  G
                                 Send my baby home to me
Dm7    (Riff notes  D F A )  G
Fade

 

Stinkfoot 
Tom: C
Intro: C  F  Gm  (Bass plays C Eb E F G Bb G)  Riff  Variant 1  
C        F          Gm  (Bass plays C Eb E F G Bb G)  Riff  Variant 1  
In the dark, where all the fevers grow
(Carries on)
Under the water, where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin' by yer radio
 C             Bb      Gm   (Bass plays C  C’   Bb  G Bb G) Riff Variant 2 
Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya
(Carries on)
You ain't got no friends, ‘n' all the others they hate ya
Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm?
            Bb         C         F            Gm  continues with variant 1
Well, lemme straighten you out, about a place I know...
(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people, It's right aroun' the corner!)
Out through the night an' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases
Out through the night an' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases, mmm...
This has to be the disease for you. Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis, but us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot know this exquisite little inconvenience

by the name of:
Cdim
STINK FOOT
C             Bb             Gm (Bass plays C  C’   Bb  F  F#  G)Variant 3 
Y'know, my python boot is too tight, I couldn't get it off last night
(Carries On)
A week went by, an' now it's July, I finally got it off  an' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!  STINK FOOT, darlin' Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! 
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"

Chromatic Bit Over

C5  C#5  D5 Eb5  E5 F5 F#5  G5 (finishes at sick)
Here Fido... Fido... Come here little puppy... bring the slippers
"Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh... sick...

Guitar Solo  (over Riff variant 2)

Chords just before the Solo ends  Bb  F   F  Cm

C             Bb      Gm  (Bass plays C  C’   Bb  G Bb G) Riff Variant 2 
Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over

(Carries On)
An' he looked me straight in the eye an' you know what he said?
Once upon a time somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe
Well, you know the man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that!" He said:
"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!
IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T 'N IT SHOULDN'T...
IT COULDN'T!" He told me NO NO NO! I told him YES YES YES!
I said: "I do it all the time...Ain't this boogie a mess!"
Over Hard Driving  (12 to the Bar)
C
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT (Carries On)
Later changes to 
C        Bb / C       Bb    F
(POO-DLE...) (... BITES)
More Trouble Every Day 
Tom: Em
Intro: Em  Em  (G A G) over E Bass pull 2nd and 3rd strings on 12th fret
                    
Brass Riff
Em7 Em7  A A   G G  F#m  Em
Verse 1
Em  and embellishments
Well I'm about to get up sick from watchin’ my t.v.
Em
Been checkin' out the news  until my eyeballs fail to see
Em
I mean to say that every day is just another rotten mess
Em
And when it's gonna change, my friend is anybody's guess.
Pre-Chorus
A7        Run (notes) A B D E  G A B 
                                       
So I'm watching and I'm waiting,  hopin' for the best, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
 A7                                   B7
Even think I go to praying every time I hear them sayin'
Brass Riff  then B7
Chorus
  Em       (Riff [notes]  G G E D B     G G E D B )            
That there's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday
  Em           (Riff  [notes]  G G E D B     G G E D B )   
 There's No way to delay, that trouble comin' every day
Verse 2
Wednesday I watched the riot, I've seen the cops out on the street
Watch them throwing rocks and stuff and choking in the heat
Listen to reports, About the whiskey passin' round
Seen the smoke and fire, And the market burnin' down
I watched while everybody on the street would take a turn
Em      Em        Em       Em        Em        Em      Em
To    stomp and smash and bash and crash and slash and bust 'n burn Oh Oh…..
Pre-Chorus
And I'm watching and I'm waitin hopin' for the best
Even think I go to prayin'
Every time I hear em sayin'
Chorus
That there's no way to delay, that trouble comin' every day
No way to delay that trouble comin' everyday
Bwana Dik
Tom: F#
                  F# (riff)                      F# (riff)    
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
                         A7                                  E E D E
If his dick is a monster  they will give him their hearts 
Over Em7 (Spoken)
 
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . 
Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo 
on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so 
obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . 
ends with B7
Em7           A                Em                     C  B7
I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest
 Em              A      Em   C              B7              Em
Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . . 
C       D          Em                   C            D           Em
Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls
F     G    E             F     G  C   B7      C        B7
Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik 
C              B7      C    B7
Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik 
Say! 
(F#m7    E ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue
F#m7         E         F#m7        E
My dick is a monster  Give me your heart 
F#m7 
Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art 
F#m7           E       F#m7          E 
My dick is a Harley you kick it to start 
F#m7 
Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part 
F#m7          E       F#m7          E 
My dick is a dagger  I'll force it to fit
F#m7           E           F#m7             E
My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit 
D         G                B
Steam it! Ream it! Cream it! 
Into Latex Sauna Beef
Riff
B E  D  B   A    A
           Mud Shark

 

Tears Began To Fall 
Tom: Dm
              Dm   G       C            Em / B Am
Tears began to fall,      The writing's on the wall
                               Dm   G        C            Em / B Am
'Cause there was nothing I could say she took the car and drove away
C    Em / B C7 / Bb     Am     G               F                G
And now     I'm       sittin' here all alone without no love of my own 
                              Dm   G          C            Em / B Am
That's when the tears began to fall, cause I ain't got no love at all 
                Eb      Bb / D   Cm7   Bb / D  Eb 
Tears began to fall and fall and fall down my shirt
 Bb / D   Eb  Bb / D  Cm7    Eb      Bb     C
'Cause I feel so hurt since my baby drove away 
                Dm   G    C        Em / B Am
Tears began to fall, and tears began to fall
                Eb                        Bb / D         C     
Tears began to fall and fall and fall and tears began to fall 
         Dm   G       C    Em / B Am       Dm   G    C   Em / B Am
Ay ay ay aaaah Ay ay ay aaaah Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah 
C    Em / B C7 / Bb    Am              G          F                 G
And now     I'm       sittin' here all alone without no love of my own 
    F                 G      F                  G
Without no love of my own Without no love of my own 
              Dm    G     Em         Am               Dm    G    Em
Tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began 
   Am
to fall 
              Dm    G     Em         Am               Dm    G    Em
Tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began to fall, tears began 
   Am
to fall 
Now!  Drum Break
                Eb      Bb / D   Cm7   Bb / D  Eb 
Tears began to fall and fall and fall down my shirt
 Bb / D   Eb  Bb / D  Cm7    Eb      Bb     C
'Cause I feel so hurt since my baby drove away 
C      Dm   C / E Dm C
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
             Dm    G     Em         Am   
Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall)
             Dm    G     Em         Am   
Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall)
 C      Dm   C / E Dm C
 Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
             Dm    G     Em         Am   
Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall)
 C      Dm   C / E Dm C
 Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
                Dm    G     Em         Am   
Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall)
                Dm    G     Em         Am   
Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall)
 B  C#m   B / Eb  C#m B
 Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
               C#m    F#     Ebm      Abm   
Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall)
               C#m    F#     Ebm      Abm   
Tears began to fall, (Tears began to fall)
B  C#m   B / Eb  C#m B
 Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Fade

 

What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are 
Tom: E
E7	         A7 A9        E7 E9
What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this? 
                A7                 
I left my place after midnight and I came to this hall
 E7
Me and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball 
B7                      B7 Bb7     A7                     E7  E7 / Ab 
You came to the right place, this is it This is the swingin'-est place
  A   Bbdim    B7  C9   B9
In New York City, NO SHIT! 
E7                         A9                             E7
How true that is! Oh, how true indeed Yeah, me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need
            A7                                E7
We like to get it on-- Do you like to get it on, too?  
            E          A       E7
Well now, what did you have in mind? 
                      B7
Well, I'll tell ya well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon 
with creamed corn . . .
B7 B7 Bb7 A7
An' my girlfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin':
   E7                       E7 / Ab    A   Bbdim    B7    
CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH! 
E7 
Well, it gets me so hot I could scream 
A7              A9          E7 
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER, 
ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! 
A7                                          E7      A E
You two chicks sound real far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
E7    A7           E       A E
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . .
 B7                                                       A7
Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV screens
                  E7                       E7 / Ab    A   Bbdim    B7
There’ll be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????! 
E7 
(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
E7
(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are?
(What kind of groupie)
A7
Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie)
E7
We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star 
B7                                                         A7
These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital parts
                   E7                       E7 / Ab    A   Bbdim    B7
They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts! 
E7                     A7                         E7
Funny you should mention it, our new single made the charts this week
             E7#9               E7#9
With a bullet!  with a bullet!
                                              A7
Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
E7                   F#m7              Abm7                Gm7  
A young girl such as you might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me, 
F#m7
ho-ho. What hotel did you say you were staying at?
              B7       E7 Stop
wanna split right away? 
                                                                                  
Not so fast, you silly boy .  there's one thing I gotta say 
E7 
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
E7
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
A7
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
E7
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts 
Uncle Bernies Farm 
Tom: Am
 C
(I'm dreaming...) 
           Am 
There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, 
  B           G     Am
A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)
  Am        
A baby doll that burps 'n pees;  
  B       G        Am
A case of airplane glue!
D               
There's a hungry plastic troll,
To scarf yo buddy's arm!
There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:
D      F        G
"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM" 
          Am  
There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'
           B       G       Am  
There's a 'NATION' you can buy!
There's a doll that looks like mommy
           B   G        Am
(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
D
There's a doll that looks like daddy
(He's a funny little man...
Push a button 'n ask fo money:
          D      F      G
There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet) 
              C7
We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Christmas don't make it no more!
                   F          F7
Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction
F         F7   
Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York) 
          Am         
There's a man who runs the country
          B       G        Am
There's a man who tried to think
Am
And they're all made out of plastic
           B          G        Am
(When they melt, they start to stink)
          D    
There's a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with Christmas joys
And smiling in his office
       D         F      G
is the creep who makes 'the toys'
(C and C7)
(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
You got little plastic pools of blood
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...)
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
There's this other thing, I...
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
and comes with a tape recorder...
I got plastic brass knuckles
with sound effects
We got a '39 Chevy... 
Jewish Princess 
Tom: D
D
I want a nasty little jewish princess
    Bm                      G
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
  D
A horny little jewish princess
       Bm                      G
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
          A
Lonely inside
G             F
Well, she can swallow my pride
I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole
I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist
I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)
I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Brown Shoes Dont Make It 
Tom: F#m
Intro: F#m7 B F#m7 B
       F#m7 B F#m7 B
      F#m7 B        F#m7   B
Brown shoes   don't make it
      F#m7 B        F#m7   B
Brown shoes   don't make it
     F#m7  B      F#m7  B
Quit school, why fake it
      F#m7 B       F#m7   B 
Brown shoes  don't make it
   C                    
TV dinner by the pool
           Db
Watch your brother grow a beard
      C
Got another year of school
       Bb
You're OK, he's too weird
      A             A
Be a plumber He's a bummer
       A            A
He's a bummer every summer
     Em  F#m G    A   Bm C#m
Be a loy-al  plas-tic ro-bot
D   E A     F#m  E    F#m
For a world that does-n't care
Bb6
Smile at every ugly
Shine on your shoes and cut your hair
Intro: F#m7 B F#m7 B
       F#m7 B F#m7 B
     F#m7        B            F#m7        B   
Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
     F#m7        B            F#m7        B   
Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
     F#m7        B          
Do your job, and do it right
         F#m7   B   
Life's a ball! (TV tonight!)
        F#m7           B   
Do you love it, do you hate it?
         F#m7            B       F#m7
There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)
[Changes to a moderate waltz, 3/4 time sig]
B                 C#
A world of secret hungers,
B                                C#
Perverting the men who make your laws
B               C#
Every desire is hidden away,
Db Cb Fm7add5 Db6/9 Gbmaj7 Fm7add5
In a  drawer, in    a      desk,
Cbmaj7 Dbmaj7 Eb  F Gbmaj7 Eb    Gb
By     a      Nau-ga-hyde  chair
G
On a rug where they walk and drool
G
Past the girls in the office
[back to 4/4 time sig]
N.C
(throte clearing sounds)
N.C
You see in the back, of the cynical mind
N.C
The dream of a girl about thirteen
N.C
Off with her clothes and into a bed,
N.C
Where she tickles his fancy all night long
                                    (all 8ths)
N.C                                 D D C B A G A B
His wife's attending an orchid show
                      (can do the above but a screaming sound is played here)   
She squealed for a week to get him to go
N.C
But back in the bed his teenage Queen
Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene
Baby! Baby!
Baby! Baby!
       C                    Dm     
And he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes!
    Em                  F   G  F                   Em
She bites his fat neck, And it lights up his nose, But
Em                   C   Dm
He cannot be fooled, Old City Hall Fred,
C     Bb           C          D9         E9
She's nasty, she's nasty, She digs it in bed!
Cmaj7   C/Em      Dm7         Eb/Bb
Do it a-gain, and do it some more!
     Cmaj7       Em6(sus Eb) Dm         Am7
That does it, by golly,      it's nasty for sure!
Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty!
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty
        G           Dm    F       Em     Dm     C  
She's a dirty young mind.   Cor-rupt-ed, cor-rod-ed
           G           Dm    F       Em        Dm  C
Well she's thir-teen to-day,   And I hear she gets load-ed
(This part is random keyboard and guitar sounds)
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
Bb         A        Ab G7 
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
    C7        F7        Bb    Dbdim F7
And strap her on again,    Oh  ba-by!
Bb           A     Ab7 G7
Smother that girl in   chocolate syrup,
    C7                 F7
And strap her on again!
        Bb                    Bb7
She's a Teenage Baby, and she turns me on,
            Eb 
I'd like to make Her do a nasty
       Gb7
On the White House Lawn!
         Bb           A         Ab G7  
Going to smother that daugh-ter in chocolate syrup,
C7                  F7        Bb
And boogie till the cows come home!
N.C
Time to go home, Madge is on the phone
N.C
Gotta meet the Gurneys And a dozen gray attorneys
N.C
TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school
C    Bb      Ab
Life is such a  ball 
Gb    D         C          Am9
I run the world from Ci-ty Hall
Valarie
Tom: G
Intro:(G-Em-C-D)
G
La la la la la la la
Em
La la la la la la la
C
La la la la la la la
D
La la la la la la la
G		   Em
Although you don't want me no more
             C                     D
Oh, but it's alright, alright with me
           G                  Em
'cause you know, you're gonna want me some day
              C                     D 
Yes, you will want me, and I'll run away
   G
Oh Valarie, (Valarie),
Em
Valarie, (Valarie),
C
Valarie
         D
Dont you want me, dont you need me
G
Valarie,
Em
Valarie,
C
Valarie,
D
Valarie
G                  Em
Although you don't want me no more
             C           	        D 
Oh, but it's alright, it's alright with me
           G                  Em
'cause you know, you're gonna want me some day
            C                     D
Oh you will want me, and I'll run away
G
Oh Valarie, (Valarie),
Em
Valarie, (Valarie),
C
Valarie,
D
Valarie
Lonely Little Girl 
Tom: Ab
Pt. 1:
         Ab            Ebm 
You're a lonely little girl
         Ab                         Ebm
But your mommy and your daddy don't care
         Ab            Ebm
You're a lonely little girl
    Bbm         Eb       Cm        F
The things they say just hurt your heart
     Bbm      Eb      Cm      F 
It's too late now for them to start
   Gm
To understand the way you feel
F#m Gm                Ab
The world for them is too unreal
          Gm
So you're lonely lonely lonely
              Am
Lonely little girl...
Pt. 2:
C9 
All your children
    Esus4             Am
Are poor, unfortunate victims
           Dsus4
Of systems beyond their control
C9                 Esus4
A plague upon your ignorance
        Am                        D
And the gray despair of your ugly life
Lets Make The Water Turn Black 
Tom: C
VERSE 1:
C                   Em/B               Am
Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
Dm     Em          Fm         G
I want everyone to listen and believe
C               Em/B                 Am
It's about some little people from a long time ago
Bb          Eb         Ab               G
And all the things the neighbors didn't know
C            Em/B          Am
Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work
Dm                Em        Fm           G
Selling lamps and chairs to San Ber'dino Squares
C           Em/B                   Am
And I still remember mama with her apron and her pad
Bb              Am           D
Feeding all the boys in Ed's Cafe
CHORUS:
G            F           G                   Am
Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day
G              Am            Bm             D
Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away
G           F          Eb         D
And all the while on a shelf in a shed
C                         Ab G
Kenny's little creature's on display
VERSE 2:
C                Em/B        Am
Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
Dm             Em    Fm        G
A marvel to be seen; dysentery green
C                   Em/B          Am
While Kenny and his buddies had a game out in the back
F              G          Am
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK!
BRIDGE:
Em                            A
We see them after school in a world of their own
Em                                A
To some it might seem creepy what they do...
Em                                 C            B
The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night
Em                                  D
I bet you'd do the same if they was you
(CHORUS)
VERSE 3:
C               Em/B         Am
Ronnie's in the Army now and Kenny's taking pills
Dm           Em             Fm     G
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
C               Em/B              Am
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
F             G          Am
Wait till the fire turns green...
F             G          Am
Wait till the fire turns green...
F             G          A(major)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance 
Tom: Am
(VERSE 1):
Am
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely 
        Bm 
Will be free to sing and dance and love
Am 
There will come a time when every evil that we know
           Bm
Will be an evil that we can rise above
C7
Who cares if hair is long or short or sprayed or partly grayed
   G                               Em   
We know that hair ain't where it's at
Am                                    D                          G
There will come a time when you won't even be ashamed if you are fat!
            Em
Wah-wah-wah-wah!
(Instrumental/Melodic Vocal):
Am
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La 
Bm
La La La La La La La La 
Am
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La 
Bm
La La La La La La La La 
C7
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deelde dee)
G
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Em
Deedle deedle dee
(Deedle deedle dee)
Am  D  G
            Em
Wah-wah-wah-wah!
(VERSE 2):
Am
There will come a time when everybody who is lonely 
        Bm 
Will be free to sing and dance and love (Dance and love)
Am 
There will come a time when every evil that we know
           Bm
Will be an evil that we can rise above (Rise above)
C7
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford
                 G                           Em    
to buy a pair of mod a-go-go stretch elastic pants?
Am                                  D  
There will come a time when you can even 
                              G
Take you clothes off when you dance!
Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body 
Tom: G
(VERSE 1):
G          Em
What's the ugliest
C            D7
part of your body?
G          Em
What's the ugliest
C            D7 
part of your body?
G             Em
Some say your nose
C             D7
Some say your toes
                      G          Em
But I think it's your mind (Your mind)
                  C     D7   
I think it's your mind (Woo woo!)
(VERSE 2):
C9 
All your children
    Esus4             Am
Are poor, unfortunate victims
           Dsus4
Of systems beyond their control
C9                 Esus4
A plague upon your ignorance
        Am                        D
And the gray despair of your ugly life
(VERSE 3):
Am
Where did annie go
when she went to town?
Who are all those creeps
That she brings around?
(VERSE 4):
C9 
All your children
    Esus4             Am
Are poor, unfortunate victims
   Dsus4
Of lies you believe
  C9               Esus4
A plague upon your ignorance
                Am    
Which keeps the young
         D
From the truth they deserve

 

Bobby Brown
Tom: C
C   
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
Dm
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
C  
Here I am at a famous school
Am
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
Dm
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
G
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
   F
Oh God I am the American dream
  C                Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
          F               G
An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch
G
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
			G
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
C  
Women's Liberation
Am
Came creepin' across the nation
Dm
I tell you people I was not ready
G
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
C  
She made a little speech then,
Am
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
Dm
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
G
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
   F
Oh God I am the American dream
  C                Am
But now I smell like Vaseline
          F               G
An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch
G
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
		G
(I wonder wonder, wonder, wonder)
C
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
Am
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Dm
Got a job doin' radio promo
G
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
C
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Am
Sorta drifted along into S&M
Dm
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
G
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
   F
Oh God I am the American dream
  C                Am
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
          F               G
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
G
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
   F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
  C                Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
          F               G
And my name is Bobby Brown
          F               G
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
          F               G
And my name is Bobby Brown
          F               G
Watch me now, I'm goin down, 
(Keep Repeating Last 2 Lines}

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